I know the Peter Coffin topic is getting stale and blah blah lay off him in case he commits suicide but I'm still gonna blog a final conclusion post! And I'm not gonna try to hate on him more, but instead trying to, erm, clear his name.
Afterall, people who are following the saga would have known that since his name got villified everywhere, Peter has not being hiding. No sire! He took to twitter and reddit to change public opinion and even gave a phone interview!
His official stance (I think) is that Kimi is not created by him and somehow duped him into the saddest internet love story ever seen. But he seems to... waver a little in his statements so for those of you interested, here they are, chronologically:
First things first. Let's establish that Kimi Koyabashi, whether "she" was created by Peter Coffin or not, is NOT a female. I can say with almost 100% certainty that even the least feminine of females will not talk about how her vagina looks like a pug, or worse, bother to answer all these dumb sexual questions. (Scroll down more to read the ridiculous questions answered)
Right, girls write tweets like that.
Now we go back to about 15 months ago (my bad, not 8 months, which is when he admitted on twitter that they were a power couple), in December 2010 when Peter got to know Kimi.
Is Peter really allowing some random dude watch him sleep over webcam? CREEPY.
Fast forward 1 year 3 months, on March 16th something happened:
Someone found out Kimi is fake and notified Peter not only via a private email, but also posted it on his blog.
And the below is Peter's comment.
- Kimi is definitely a woman
- Kimi looks like Lee Na Young
- Kimi left the internet coz she was exposed
March 17th:
Kimi deleted her twitter and tumblr.
Now Peter claims:
- He is actually still in a relationship with Kimi, despite finding out Kimi is using a Korean Ulzzang's photos.
March 24th, after the expose on my blog:
Now Peter claims:
- The girl who was in a relationship with him for over a year, and is STILL in a relationship with him, who looks like Lee Na Young... He is suddenly not sure who she is.
And he wants her to be real... Why is he heartbroken when she IS real, totally gorgeous to boot?? Didn't she just chat with him on the phone etc? Aren't they still together, braving through this?
March 25th, Posted on Reddit:
- Peter now has "literally" no idea who made Kimi up.
Wait... I'm really confused now. So he found out this girl (as improbable as that is) was using someone's fake photos. Then he was sad for like a day while Kimi deleted evidence, but was since he saw how she looks like and she is pretty like Lee Na Young, he forgave her and declared they are still an item.
Logical question 1: When you find out your girlfriend has been impersonating someone online, you are ok with that? You won't find out who she really is before deciding to forgive her? So how can he have no idea who made Kimi up?
Logical question 2: Presumably, since Kimi has been with Peter for over a year now, she must have developed feelings for him since no one can play a prank for so long. Where is she when he so needs her clarifications now? Why isn't she admitting that she created these fake profiles to save her boyfriend from so much embarrassment?
Wait, no... WHAT? Now he is fearing he has been speaking to a man?? Kimi is a tranny???
And then this, my favourite:
From a redditor who fb messaged Peter.
WOAH!! Scottish Asian! Super exotic!
Here's Peter answering why he didn't fly to New York to meet Kimi
So now we know... Kimi is from Scotland, is of an ambiguous gender and is totally mystical when she comes to whether or not she EXISTS!!!
Some people argue she does, some people argue she doesn't. Other claim video and photographic footage of her existence.
OH MY GOD GUYS I SOLVED IT.
I FOUND OUT WHO KIMI IS!!
Peter was dating........
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Wait for it
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THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!
LOL... Seriously, here's a printscreen of their conversation:
Ok I made that up.
By now you should have realised I am not exactly clearing Peter's name. Seriously, after he started emo-tweeting I felt really guilty and decided not to bother him anymore. He sounded genuinely sad.
Then he went to Reddit and tried to smear my name in order to get the attention away from him. So fuck him.
Alright I know blah blah this is too much. Last post on Coffin I swear!
p/s: His "legal team" letter plagiarized from HERE.
Hey look! Out of nowhere a photo of me!
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